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artistebeni:

LADY BENDER

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nicklugo:

Cool Guy has Chill Day

• PM:  but then
• PM:  if they dont get any clients
• PM:  they break down on the corner and start screeching and sobbing at passing cars
• WB:  mE sdgfsdh
• PM:  "pLEASE DEAR GOD PAY ME TO DRAW YOU SOMETHING I NEED TO EAT"

• PM:  "draw me this shit and ill pay yo ass some money"
• PM:  whenever i think of commissions
• PM:  i just think of an artists standing on a red light district corner
• PM:  and you slow down near it
• PM:  and they just show you their art
• PM:  and theyre like "want some'a this? tell me what it is and ill give you a price for it ;)"

victoriousvocabulary:

HAEMOLACRIA

[noun]

a physical condition that causes a person to produce tears that are partially composed of blood. It can manifest as tears that are anything from merely red-tinged to appearing to be entirely made of blood. Haemolacria is a symptom of a number of diseases, and may also be indicative of a tumour in the lacrimal apparatus. It is most often provoked by local factors such as bacterial conjunctivitis, environmental damage or injuries.

sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

molto-bene-on-my-pene:

probabilityofpsychosis:

sassysharpshooter:

princesiksta:

Species: Timelord (Snort. Of course!)
Best Friend: John Watson (Good.)
Roommate: The Master (Wonderful. -_-)
First Kiss: Sherlock Holmes (Wat. No.)
Boyfriend: Bruce Banner (AHHH YAY!)
Murdered by: The Doctor (OMG THE IRONY.)

Species: Human (:I)
Best friend: Loki (…why does this keep happening to me—)
Roommate: Dean Winchester
First kiss: Tenth Doctor (:Ua)
Boyfriend: The Master (O_O)
Murdered by: Mycroft Holmes (…wat)

Your Species: Trickster (yes)

Best Friend: Jim Moriarty (oh god)

Roommate: Loki (lmfao this is so wonderful i cant even)

First Kiss: Tony Stark (how is this my life)

Best Friend: Clint Barton (yes please

Your Murderer: Mycroft Holmes. (idk who that is but hes ugly)

….this is so perfect i cant even…

Your Species: Time Lord

Best Friend: Rory Williams

Room Mate: Nine

First Kiss: Greg Lestrade

Boyfriend: Ten

Your Murderer: Moriarty

UGH I LOVE THIS

SO MUCH. I’M SO HAPPY. TEN IS MIIIINE. ‘LKJDGSDM /flies into the sun

Species: time lord [aw yisss]

Best friend: Loki [god what]

Room mate: John Watson [isfdgdfdhbdlgh]

First kiss: ten [JDGKDFGFDH]

Boyfriend: Greg Lestrade

Murderer: Mycroft Holmes [i just want everyone to know FOR SOME REASON IT WAS STUCK ON MYCROFT so i guess he really wanted to kill me ;m; ]